If this is what winning in Iraq looks like, you really, really don't want to see what losing looks like.

If you need more proof that President George Bush is as clueless as a goldfish on a leash in a space shuttle, you obviously didn't see him in all his counter-intuitive glory this week adamantly refuting the slogan of "staying the course" while keeping its policy exactly the same.

That's right; George Bush is cutting and running from "stay the course." This doesn't mean he's a Defeatlican, though. Because "we are winning in Iraq and will continue to win." And you'd better hope we do, because if this is winning, you really, really don't want to see what losing looks like.