Because news of his leakage has been leaked, the Leaker-in-Chief is seriously involved in heavy duty leakage control. This is in-leaking-credible. According to leaked grand jury testimony, it turns out the person who instructed Scooter Libby to leak classified information about pre-Iraq war intelligence was the President himself. Can't wait for them play "Hail to the Leaker," as he enters the Capitol next January for his State of the Union Leakage. "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome the First Leaker of the United States of America, George Leaky Bush." I always suspected the President was a sneaky leaker. And now it turns out, he's the Chief Leaker. The Chief Executive Officer of Leakwell Incorporated. Chicken Leaker.